Looking for whatsapp jokes to spice your day? Or you just want to crack some jokes on whatsapp group? You are right on the right place to get your hands on amazing jokes that will lighten up someone’s heart today.
Whatsapp jokes makes communication smooths with emoji and that is why I love sending jokes to most of my friends on whatsapp via broadcast and on the groups I belonged to.
Cracking jokes that will makes people laugh and laugh has to do with creativeness. So if you cannot write a creative and educative jokes to send to your friends on whatsapp here are some amazing educative whatsapp jokes.
Here we will share with you top whatsapp jokes in English which is the official site page. Meanwhile if you are reading this page from countries whose official language is not English, such as Hindi you can use Google translator to translate the jokes to Hindi whatsapp jokes and you will find it lovely.
Most Funniest Whatsapp Joke
1. My friend just called me CRYING that after several years, his mother just told him who his real father is…………………………………………………………..:……………….. DONALD TRUMP
2. Wife calls husband in his office.
Wife: Window is not opening. What shall I do?
Husband: Put some oil and wait for a while. It will open. If not, then put more oil and wait.
Wife (little unconvinced): Are you sure?
Husband: Yes, trust me, it will do the magic. Try it.
After a while, husband calls back to check: Did you do as I told you? Did it do the needful trick?
Wife: I don’t know about the trick or magic, but now the entire laptop is not starting…Enjoy ???
3. American girls are today running fighters
Girls still ask that our country is engaged in
“Fair food Babu
4. Wife -You why I speak the Queen,
Husband- long term is the maid,
Wife- Of anger in you know that you “know” Why speak,
Husband: No, just tell me ..
Wife: “Beast” is the only long term “life” I’ll speak
5. Father and 12 year old son went to a hotel,
Papa- waiter bring a beer and an ice cream,
Son – why Papa ice cream, you do not take beer… Hahahaha
6. Santa was interviewed in a large company,
Boss – Congratulations, you have been selected,
Your salary in the first year is 6 million / year, and
Then the next year, increasing to 10 million / year will be
Santa bag began to lift,
What is boss? Santa – I will come next year boss unconscious
Whatsapp Jokes For Your Love Ones
It’s sometimes necessary to sly someone you love with jokes and see their responds. But don’t try expensive jokes because they might give different meaning to your jokes different from the exact way you are seeing it.
1. My three-year-old daughter stuck out her hand and said, “Look at the fly I killed, Mommy.” Since she was eating a juicy pickle at the time, I thrust her contaminated hands under the faucet and washed them with antibacterial soap.
After sitting her down to finish her pickle, I asked, with a touch of awe, “How did you kill that fly all by yourself?”
Between bites, she said, “I hit it with my pickle.”
2. A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
3. I’ve been working on my PhD
in engineering for the past five years, but my kids don’t necessarily see that as work.
As we were driving past Walmart one day, my son spotted a Now Hiring sign and suggested that I could get a job there.
Hoping to make a point, I asked, “Do you think they’re looking for an engineer?”
“Oh, sure,” he said. “They’ll hire anybody.”
When sending out any of these whatsapp jokes to your loved ones which can either be your fiance or fiancee, family friends etc make sure they are in the right mode to welcome your jokes so that they will not be hurt and read another meaning to it.
What is your favorite whatsapp joke and which of these jokes made you scream like a baby?